Actually the decaf drinkers are just recovering caffeine junkies who had a breakdown like a heart attack, burnout, chronic insomnia or started ADHD medication and can't take caffeine anymore but can't kick the habit entirely.
We got a coffee grinder (not chopper ) as a wedding gift. Just for giggles we bought some beans at Traders Joes, knowing nothing about the various types of beans. We'll celebrate our 39th anniversary this year and we've never looked back! I bought a chopper after the first grinder gave out after 20 years. We endured it about 2 weeks and threw it out and bought another burr grinder. We also endured the Northridge earthquake, I was forced to use a manual grinder and a Melita pot on a camp stove. We quickly became the most popular neighbors on the block!
And then you have the wild card…prefers crappy coffee over Starbucks any day, drinks freeze dried Folgers crystals at work and will do anything for a cup of percolator. That’s me 🤪
You know, after my time in the Army, I just am not the coffee junkie I used to be. After about two cups, I don't like the bitter taste in the back of my mouth. Fortunately, I have Diet [Insert your brand of cola here]. Because coffee and caffeine are two entirely different things.
Oh man, I think I’m the coffee snob. Parents visited and left an economy-sized can of Folgers grounds. I put them in an unmarked container, labeled them “boomer grounds” and put them in the back of my pantry in wait for their next visit. Absolute garbage.
My wife is a black coffee snob. In the last two years alone she has acquired 3 different grinders, two electric kettles, two different glass pour overs, two different french presses, briefly tried going back to autodrip just to throw it out a week after she bought it, then bought a moka pot and an aeropress in the same day. Regardless how she grinds it, pours it, steeps, or percolates it it always has to be black; I've never seen her taint the black go juice with any kind of magic heresy. Luckily she married a guy that loves the smell but hates the taste, so she gets all the coffee to herself while I relax in my mornings with the smells and sounds of a full on french cafe 😂
I just want a good cup of coffee, little cream, little sugar
LOL
My mom is the barista’s nightmare and I hate coffee
You guys are the best COMEDY team. Perfect chemistry. PLEASE MAKE A BUDDY FLIC
The last type is great if they just care a little less lol
Actually the decaf drinkers are just recovering caffeine junkies who had a breakdown like a heart attack, burnout, chronic insomnia or started ADHD medication and can't take caffeine anymore but can't kick the habit entirely.
Haha
We got a coffee grinder (not chopper ) as a wedding gift. Just for giggles we bought some beans at Traders Joes, knowing nothing about the various types of beans. We'll celebrate our 39th anniversary this year and we've never looked back! I bought a chopper after the first grinder gave out after 20 years. We endured it about 2 weeks and threw it out and bought another burr grinder. We also endured the Northridge earthquake, I was forced to use a manual grinder and a Melita pot on a camp stove. We quickly became the most popular neighbors on the block!
Please go throw it at a cat. Too funny.
uSA PGH YOUR FUNNY🌈👍
I'm definitely a black coffee guy.
My mum buys this stuff that’s £5 a can, but we just stock up when it’s on offer 😂
THAT MAN ISN’T A COFFEE SNOB HE USED A BLADE GRINDER INSTEAD OF A BURR THAT MONSTER
Black coffee drinker here 👋
I'm baking white bread 🍞
😂😂
And then you have the wild card…prefers crappy coffee over Starbucks any day, drinks freeze dried Folgers crystals at work and will do anything for a cup of percolator. That’s me 🤪
This is fanfreakintastic!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bustelo or chock full of nuts
You know, after my time in the Army, I just am not the coffee junkie I used to be. After about two cups, I don't like the bitter taste in the back of my mouth. Fortunately, I have Diet [Insert your brand of cola here]. Because coffee and caffeine are two entirely different things.
Modern men just invent wars to fight.
Oh man, I think I’m the coffee snob. Parents visited and left an economy-sized can of Folgers grounds. I put them in an unmarked container, labeled them “boomer grounds” and put them in the back of my pantry in wait for their next visit. Absolute garbage.
My wife is a black coffee snob. In the last two years alone she has acquired 3 different grinders, two electric kettles, two different glass pour overs, two different french presses, briefly tried going back to autodrip just to throw it out a week after she bought it, then bought a moka pot and an aeropress in the same day. Regardless how she grinds it, pours it, steeps, or percolates it it always has to be black; I've never seen her taint the black go juice with any kind of magic heresy. Luckily she married a guy that loves the smell but hates the taste, so she gets all the coffee to herself while I relax in my mornings with the smells and sounds of a full on french cafe 😂
love your vids
Missionary by myself!!!! Lol
Just for ope-cassions like this
Seemed like a fair trade to me
I am somehow a mixture of all of these. Sorry.
When a guy was in the pokey he sometimes couldn't get hot water, and a dip of brew did the job!
Not a snob, but foldgers sicks ass. This is a Maxwell house… pun intended
I was about to go apply for a job at Starbucks this is making me really reconsider
Coffee is insulting to me.
And the fifth type of coffee drinkers — the ones who don't care how it tastes as long as you've got enough creamer! 🙋
You forgot the people who only want a little coffee…with a TON of cream! Woohoo🙌🏼
Missing those people that only drink iced coffee.
I feel personally attacked on the last one I hate Folgers and I do grind my own beans 😂
That guy at the end, you can put him in more skits if you want … you know bc he’s …. talented.
Think this is genius..